Drop #016 — Yes I'm Tired, Stop Asking (Form 1099-T) | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #016 — Yes I'm Tired, Stop Asking (Form 1099-T) | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Form 1099-T: Filed Status Update. The Bureau has received the holder's formal declaration. The status is filed. Further inquiries are not necessary. Allocation: insufficient (this is filed too).
What it means when you wear it
You filed. The form was stamped. The state has the record. Nobody needs to ask anymore. This shirt is the answer.
Conditions of issuance
Holder may point to this shirt instead of speaking. Allocation: insufficient.
Fulfillment
Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. See refund policy for defects and sizing variance. Issued by Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Department of Decreased Expectations.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 6400 Women's Relaxed)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 33-34 | 26 |
| M | 35-36 | 26.5 |
| L | 37-39 | 27 |
| XL | 40-42 | 28 |
| 2XL | 43-46 | 28.5 |
Soft cotton, relaxed-cut women's fit. If between sizes, size down for body-skimming, up for loose.