UBI Discourse Veteran | Decreased Value Co.

Document classification

Eleven years of service. Eleven years of threads, panels, op-eds, and replies. Zero dollars disbursed. The Office of Theoretical Welfare commemorates your tenure. Wear the commemoration. Receive nothing else.

Print + garment

Pure white ink, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, black colorway. Soft ringspun cotton, modern fit. Printed individually when ordered.

Fulfillment

Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days US, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living.

Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.