Drop #015 — TPS Report Submitted (Third Attempt) — ATTN: Lumbergh | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #015 — TPS Report Submitted (Third Attempt) — ATTN: Lumbergh | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Compliance recorded. The TPS Report has been submitted, this time on the new cover sheet, as the holder was reminded on multiple prior occasions. The Bureau of Optimal Outcomes acknowledges receipt. ATTN: Bill Lumbergh.
What it means when you wear it
You submitted it. The third attempt was correct. The cover sheet was the new cover sheet. Mm, yeah. The form is filed. The state is aware.
Conditions of issuance
Holder is exempt from further reminders regarding the new cover sheet.
Fulfillment
Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. See refund policy for defects and sizing variance. Issued by Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Department of Decreased Expectations.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.