Sunlight Tolerance: Low | Decreased Value Co.

Document classification

The Department of Ambient Conditions has determined, after observation, that the subject demonstrates an unusually low tolerance for direct sunlight. Discomfort onset: eight minutes. This is on record. This is who you are.

Print + garment

Pure white ink, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, black colorway. Soft ringspun cotton, modern fit. Printed individually when ordered.

Fulfillment

Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days US, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living.

Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.