Drop #034 — Slopmaxxing Till Collapse | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #034 — Slopmaxxing Till Collapse | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Slopmaxxing Till Collapse. Filed with the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Slopcore Division. Issued to citizens whose primary form of consumption is now AI-generated content and whose primary form of resistance is wearing the diagnosis on their chest.
What it means when you wear it
You've filed. The state has stamped. Your slopmaxxing status is officially on the record. You consume slop, you make slop, you ARE slop. Allocation: sufficient.
Print + garment
Pure black ink, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, white colorway. Soft ringspun cotton, modern fit. Printed individually when ordered.
Fulfillment
Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days US, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.