Screen Time: Non-Compliant | Decreased Value Co.
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Screen Time: Non-Compliant | Decreased Value Co.
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Document classification
Filed by the Bureau of Attention Allocation against citizens whose weekly screen-time exceeds the bureaucratically reasonable threshold. A review is pending. A review has always been pending. There is no off-switch on the review.
Print + garment
Pure white ink, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, black colorway. Soft ringspun cotton, modern fit. Printed individually when ordered.
Fulfillment
Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days US, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.