Drop #007 — PIP Survivor — Class B Survivor Certificate | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #007 — PIP Survivor — Class B Survivor Certificate | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Form PIP-S: Class B Survivor's Commendation. Issued retroactively to those who completed a Performance Improvement Plan against all reasonable odds. The Bureau notes the holder's classification is now: Survivor.
What it means when you wear it
You made it through. The plan was issued. The plan was survived. The documentation has been filed. The commendation has been issued. The classification has been updated.
Conditions of issuance
Holder may reference this commendation in any subsequent performance discussion. Allocation: sufficient.
Fulfillment
Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. See refund policy for defects and sizing variance. Issued by Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Department of Decreased Expectations.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.