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Outdoor Exposure: Completed | Decreased Value Co.
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Document classification
Filed with the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Touch Grass Compliance Division. Issued to citizens who completed the outdoor allocation and now require documentation that proves it. Eleven minutes is the minimum. Eleven minutes is also, statistically, the maximum.
Print + garment
Pure black ink, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, white colorway. Soft ringspun cotton, modern fit. Printed individually when ordered.
Fulfillment
Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days US, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.