Drop #009 — Out Of Office (Status: PERMANENT) | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #009 — Out Of Office (Status: PERMANENT) | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Form OOO-PF: Cessation Notice OOO-PF. The holder's office status is updated to Permanent. No further allocations are forthcoming from their previous employer. The Bureau of Universal Basic Living has been notified.
What it means when you wear it
The office, for you, is closed. The keys have been returned. The auto-reply has been installed permanently. The Bureau is processing your transition.
Conditions of issuance
Holder is hereby relieved of all check-ins. Allocation: pending.
Fulfillment
Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. See refund policy for defects and sizing variance. Issued by Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Department of Decreased Expectations.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.