Drop #012 — Mandatory Fun: Refused (Form NO-15) | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #012 — Mandatory Fun: Refused (Form NO-15) | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Form NO-15: Non-Participation Certificate. The holder has formally declined all mandatory team-building activities. The Workforce Engagement Office has filed and stamped the form. Holder is exempt from the trust-fall.
What it means when you wear it
You filed. The form was processed. The state has noted your non-participation. The Bureau is unbothered. You are exempt.
Conditions of issuance
Holder may decline any future offsite, citing this form. Allocation: sufficient.
Fulfillment
Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. See refund policy for defects and sizing variance. Issued by Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Department of Decreased Expectations.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.