Drop #010 — Loud Quitting (Certified Form L-44) | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #010 — Loud Quitting (Certified Form L-44) | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Form L-44: Bureau-Acknowledged Dramatic Departure. The holder's exit has been officially recorded by the Workforce Transition Office. Volume: high. Witnesses: multiple. Allocation: pending replacement.
What it means when you wear it
You did it loud. The story is now in the office Slack history forever. The Bureau has stamped the form. The state acknowledges your exit was, indeed, the most dramatic in your department's history.
Conditions of issuance
Holder may reference this form in any subsequent interview. Allocation: pending.
Fulfillment
Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. See refund policy for defects and sizing variance. Issued by Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Department of Decreased Expectations.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.