Drop #006 — I Stopped Working For Free (Effective 2024) | Decreased Value Co.
Drop #006 — I Stopped Working For Free (Effective 2024) | Decreased Value Co.
Document classification
Form W-9F: Notice of Labor Reallocation. Filed with the Labor Allocation Bureau. Effective date of cessation: 2024. The holder has formally notified the Bureau that uncompensated labor is no longer part of their declared output.
What it means when you wear it
You filed. The Bureau acknowledged. Your records are updated. The free labor era is, for you, closed. The Bureau wishes you continued allocation sufficiency.
Conditions of issuance
Holder may decline any unpaid request, citing this document. At long last.
Fulfillment
Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. See refund policy for defects and sizing variance. Issued by Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living, Department of Decreased Expectations.
Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 6400 Women's Relaxed)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 33-34 | 26 |
| M | 35-36 | 26.5 |
| L | 37-39 | 27 |
| XL | 40-42 | 28 |
| 2XL | 43-46 | 28.5 |
Soft cotton, relaxed-cut women's fit. If between sizes, size down for body-skimming, up for loose.