Drop #018 — I Am Grateful For My UBI Allocation (Form 1099-UBI) | Decreased Value Co.

Document classification

Form 1099-UBI: Gratitude Attestation. Holders of this form have signed under penalty of perjury that they are grateful for their Universal Basic Income Allocation, which currently amounts to one (1) sandwich per week.

What it means when you wear it

You filed. You attested. The Bureau is satisfied. The sandwich is forthcoming. Your gratitude is on record.

Conditions of issuance

Holder may not publicly question the sufficiency of the allocation. Allocation: sufficient (this is also filed).

Fulfillment

Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co.

Size & fit (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex)

Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.