Grass Touched. Proceed. | Decreased Value Co.

Document classification

The grass has been touched. The Office of Reality Verification has logged the timestamp. You are now exempt from the obligation for ninety (90) consecutive days. Carry this document. Wear this document. The state acknowledges your reality.

Print + garment

Pure black ink, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, white colorway. Soft ringspun cotton, modern fit. Printed individually when ordered.

Fulfillment

Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days US, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co. — a subsidiary of the Bureau of Universal Basic Living.

Soft ringspun cotton, modern unisex fit. If between sizes, size up.