Drop #021 — Decreased Value Citizen — Class B (Classification: Active) | Decreased Value Co.

Document classification

Form CL-B: Citizenship Classification Card. Issued by the Bureau of Universal Basic Living. The holder has been classified by the Bureau of Universal Basic Living as a Decreased Value Citizen, Class B. This is the second-highest classification available, second only to Class A (Inactive, Pre-Decline). Class B is the operational majority.

What it means when you wear it

You are middle-tier. You are functional. You are not at the top, you are not at the bottom. You are most of us. The Bureau has assigned you a number and a color and a barcode. You are on file.

Conditions of issuance

Holder's classification may be downgraded to Class C upon any complaint to the Bureau. Holder is advised not to complain.

Fulfillment

Printed individually when ordered. Production 2-5 business days. Ships 3-7 days domestic, 10-21 international. Decreased Value Co.

Size & fit (Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie)

Heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, classic fit. Runs true to size.