FAQ

How long until my shirt arrives?

Every shirt is printed on demand by Printful when you order it. Production: 2-5 business days. US shipping: 3-7 days. EU: 5-10. Rest of world: 10-20. You'll get a tracking number when it ships.

What if it doesn't fit?

30-day free sizing exchange. Email hello@anti-hustle.co with your order number. We'll send a replacement at no charge. Return shipping on you for sizing-only exchanges.

What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?

Free replacement. Send a photo to the same email. No return required for damaged/misprinted items.

Will the print fade?

Not if you wash it inside out in cold water and skip the bleach. The OEKO-TEX inks Printful uses last hundreds of washes when treated right. We've worn the same prototype for two years now and it still reads.

Can I wear this to my actual job?

The corporate-parody designs (OKR Compliant Since 2019, Quarterly Vibes Misaligned, etc.) read as professional dry humor from across a Zoom and as quiet sabotage up close. Use your judgment. If your office bans humor, congratulations, that's exactly the kind of place these shirts are about.

Do you do custom orders or bulk?

Not yet. If you want 12+ of the same design for an office (or, more likely, an office's funeral), email us and we'll figure something out.

Why is the store called "Decreased Value"?

It's the Shopify auto-generated handle from sign-up. We kept it because, in context, it's funny. The brand is "Anti-Hustle Co." The URL is what it is.