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For The Tired

Curated for the chronically exhausted. Filed under: burnout, tired moms, parking-lot tears, indefinite PTO. Allocation: insufficient.

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Drop #016 — Yes I'm Tired, Stop Asking (Form 1099-T) | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #016 — Yes I'm Tired, Stop Asking (Form 1099-T) | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #016 — Yes I'm Tired, Stop Asking (Form 1099-T) | Decreased Value Co.

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Drop #013 — Crying In The Parking Lot (Tuesday) — Memorial | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #013 — Crying In The Parking Lot (Tuesday) — Memorial | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #013 — Crying In The Parking Lot (Tuesday) — Memorial | Decreased Value Co.

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Drop #008 — Hustle Culture Funeral (Services Rendered) | Decreased Value Co.

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Drop #008 — Hustle Culture Funeral (Services Rendered) | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #008 — Hustle Culture Funeral (Services Rendered) | Decreased Value Co.

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Drop #001 — Emotionally On PTO (Form 1019-E) | Decreased Value Co.

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Drop #001 — Emotionally On PTO (Form 1019-E) | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #001 — Emotionally On PTO (Form 1019-E) | Decreased Value Co.

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Drop #001 — Emotionally On PTO (Form 1019-E) | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #001 — Emotionally On PTO (Form 1019-E) | Decreased Value Co.

$24.99

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Drop #002 — Workforce Status: Bare Minimum — Approved | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #002 — Workforce Status: Bare Minimum — Approved | Decreased Value Co.

$49.99

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Drop #003 — OKR Compliant (since 2019) — Class B Certificate | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #003 — OKR Compliant (since 2019) — Class B Certificate | Decreased Value Co.

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Drop #004 — Quarterly Vibes Misaligned (Form Q-007) | Decreased Value Co.

Drop #004 — Quarterly Vibes Misaligned (Form Q-007) | Decreased Value Co.

$24.99

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