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Slopcore Drop 001: filed apparel for the AI-slop enjoyer
15 typography-first shirts for the citizens who consume slop, make slop, and have made peace with being slop. Bureau-acknowledged. Allocation: sufficient. Read more...
Notes from the Bureau: why we make apparel for Class B Citizens
The thesis behind Decreased Value Co. — UBI farce, post-collapse bureaucratic dread, and why dark deadpan apparel is the most honest register left. Read more...
Why we made an apparel brand for people who chose boundaries over burnout
The story behind Anti-Hustle Co. — why corporate-parody apparel for the chronically overworked, why now, and what it's actually for. Read more...